I'm writing for another blog soon, I guess.
An agent for some company wants to pay me one hundred grand for each blog I write because I'm that cool. They get their revenue from spamming people and from advertisements.
They like my writing and I'm even gonna be in a band! Apparently I'm good at Guitar Hero.
Well see ya, gonna go practice.
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero is for faggots.
Let's begin:
1. Halo - Little faggy kids who never heard of fps thought this was awesome shooting with blip blip fucking shitty ass guns with a guy who can jump 20 god damn feet in the fucking air! They thought he was the awesome of cool and the only explanation for all the rooms looking like the same gray corridors is to protect the ship from intruders. They thought this was awesome and thought Half Life 2 and every other fps game that's been out there for the past 0290348390 years were ripping off Halo, even Doom.
2. Guitar Hero - Now, kids are introduced to DDR - something shitty but anyways.. it's been there since the beginning of the dark ages and they think it's the best thing in the world by playing it... ON A TOY GUITAR! Miss the good old days as a kid when you had little toy guitars? Well, time to break in a new $500 for a Halo 3 edition Xbox 360 or a $70 PS2 and play Guitar Hero! You will get Guinness records with this baby and become celebrities... just by doing something that's been done 500 years ago on a placemat!
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That's right. World records? It happened, some spic kid got a world record for best player in Guitar Hero! Want to be cool? Get yourself a toy guitar! Are you gay? Yes!
Guitar Hero 3... not take a look at Guitar Hero: On Tour on your DS! Now you can bring your sheer awesome of cool.... ON A HANDHELD!
That's right (I said that)............ LIKE ROCKSTARS, YOU FAGGOTS ALSO HAVE TO GO ON TOUR BECAUSE YOU ARE SO COOL. GET ON STAGE AND BE THE GREATEST.
GUITAR HERO!
Let's begin:
1. Halo - Little faggy kids who never heard of fps thought this was awesome shooting with blip blip fucking shitty ass guns with a guy who can jump 20 god damn feet in the fucking air! They thought he was the awesome of cool and the only explanation for all the rooms looking like the same gray corridors is to protect the ship from intruders. They thought this was awesome and thought Half Life 2 and every other fps game that's been out there for the past 0290348390 years were ripping off Halo, even Doom.
2. Guitar Hero - Now, kids are introduced to DDR - something shitty but anyways.. it's been there since the beginning of the dark ages and they think it's the best thing in the world by playing it... ON A TOY GUITAR! Miss the good old days as a kid when you had little toy guitars? Well, time to break in a new $500 for a Halo 3 edition Xbox 360 or a $70 PS2 and play Guitar Hero! You will get Guinness records with this baby and become celebrities... just by doing something that's been done 500 years ago on a placemat!
---
That's right. World records? It happened, some spic kid got a world record for best player in Guitar Hero! Want to be cool? Get yourself a toy guitar! Are you gay? Yes!
Guitar Hero 3... not take a look at Guitar Hero: On Tour on your DS! Now you can bring your sheer awesome of cool.... ON A HANDHELD!
That's right (I said that)............ LIKE ROCKSTARS, YOU FAGGOTS ALSO HAVE TO GO ON TOUR BECAUSE YOU ARE SO COOL. GET ON STAGE AND BE THE GREATEST.
GUITAR HERO!
Monday, June 2, 2008
Give it Some time
I haven't updated in a while. Nobody comments anyways so I really need to advertise - or let this blog die.
At the moment, I am using a shitty iMac G3 because my laptop is fucking broke. I'm building a computer soon so all my worries will be over in the few months my mom takes to buy all the parts.
Then I'll be reviewing PC games or none at all. Depends.
At the moment, I am using a shitty iMac G3 because my laptop is fucking broke. I'm building a computer soon so all my worries will be over in the few months my mom takes to buy all the parts.
Then I'll be reviewing PC games or none at all. Depends.
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